Random thoughts of a random fellow, take 16

 

 

Do Wi-Fi passwords still exist
after the router dies?

Q: why do so many gypsies play musical instruments?
A: because people want to see where their hands are.

I’m so old, I remember when Internet headlines didn’t all end with a question mark.

When you have a big travel bag, you will fill up every available square inch.
When you have a small travel bag, you will realize you can do with even less space than you have.
I think there’s a lesson to be learned here.

You can tell a lot about an asshole by the noun used to describe him.

If you are unwilling to provide public transportation, just sell the people cars and convince them it’s “freedom”

Maybe she’s porn with it, maybe it’s Autocomplete.

Life has two meanings: entertainment and growth.

An almighty being would not work in mysterious ways.
Unless you expected him to.

I went on a tourist excursion once.
They sure took me for a ride.

People who wish to be judged by their cars, should be.

I know it was you, Semifreddo.
You broke my diet.

If the wicked shall have no rest, won’t they have more time for their wicked plans?

In a finite universe,  every edition is a “limited edition” and every offer is “time limited”.

People are the same wherever you go, they all say I need a haircut.

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It’s a shame what’s happening with the Syrian refugees.

If only there was a country in Europe, or at least Asia Minor,
which could take them in.
A country with a well established Islamic faith, where they will not feel out of place.
A beautiful land, stretching across more than 0.783 million square kilometers, where they may settle down and find refuge.
A sovereign nation with over 77 million citizens, where they will hardly be noticed.
A place with a strong army, and a GDP that’s higher than Brazil’s,
so they may feel safe and secure.

And if only, and this is just crazy wishful thinking, this magical kingdom shared a 400 kilometer border with Syria.

‪#‎youmaysayimadreamer‬

 

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