Random Game of Thrones thought.
How come the words of house Greyjoy are,
“We do not sow” and “what is dead may never die”,
instead of “hit your commander on the head” and “beware of dog”?
Idea for an insult: you’re two slices of bread short of an asshole sandwich.
Q: If we evolved from monkeys, why are the monkeys still around?
A: Well, atheists evolved from religious people, and they’re still around.
Tim Duncan is prose in motion.
Is it right to bring children into a world that has so many great TV shows?
What I learned today.
One sharp pain in the shoulder while jogging- you’re probably out of shape.
Another sharp pain in the side while jogging- something weird is going on.
A third sharp pain in the back of the head- you’re being attacked by a crow.
Reality TV: People who lack morals using people who lack shame to sell products that lack value to people who lack taste.
Happy Birthday, may all your rational dreams come true.
Democracies spy on their citizens by holding free elections every few years.
The difference between Cantonese and Wontonese dumplings is the effort.
The Early bird may get the worm, but who wants worms?
G R R Martin taught us, that if there’s something worse than plots that go nowhere, it’s plots that go everywhere.
The ultimate test of willpower, is returning an ice cream container to the fridge.