What does not kill me, usually ruins my day.
People should stop making fun of how bad ‘Dexter’ writers are, don’t they know how sensitive teenagers are?
It’s not easy leading a double life, Sometimes I miss my third one.
If you think you are lucky enough to win the lottery, how come you weren’t lucky enough to be born to a rich family?
Isaac Asimov is one of my favorite authors, I must have read over 2% of his books.
If brick walls were sarcastic, it would be like talking to customer service.
A wise man never has a plan, he has several.
Reality shows: Those lacking morality, using those who lack shame, to get at those who lack judgement.
The best thing about riding a motorcycle is, when you are involved in an accident, you don’t have a lot of explaining to do.
War museums show mankind at its most sincerest.
Why punch the ticket, when you can punch the ticket conductor?