When asked why I was asleep during work, I answer: I googled “what to do when sleepy.”
Surprisingly, the RPG actually predates the beer bike.
They say the founder of IKEA was a Nazi, but he claims he was only following instructions.
Joining a Facebook group for a cause is what you do instead of doing.
If you only read one book this year, then you’re better off watching football.
People who want to see Obama’s birth certificate would rather see his death certificate.
You know you’ve been in a great city when your feet are aching.
Wish I could forget about Barcelona, so I could discover it all over again.
The best way to avoid being mugged is to be desperately poor